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VOIP Gateway Not What It Sounds Like
Huntsville, AL – Nelson Mervin of local software firm SoftHere, was excited to learn that his firm had purchased two VOIP Gateways. That was, until he learned that the gateway had absolutely nothing to do with inter-dimensional travel.
“There…
Read the Full StoryWhat Happens in Vegas Gets Named After Vegas Hotel
Las Vegas, NV – Not everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Often, the evidence of a no-holds-barred, wild Vegas night is birthed into the world some nine months later. A growing number of these children are now being named after…
Old Friend Insists that Phil Collins Loved the Polar Bear Tour
Churchill, AK – In a place with as little a human population as Wapusk National Park, it’s nearly impossible to keep anything a secret for very long. Rumors have been flying for weeks that world famous singer-songwriter Phil Collins recently made a…
Italian Villa Rentals On The Rise, Decline
Florence, Italy – Picture this: a lush green hillside, spotted with olive trees; the warm Italian sun beating down, caressing the fields of grapes with its gentle hand; an old woman across the way, hanging wash from her window and wait…
Tourist Wanders Onto Wall St. Stock Trading Floor, Gets Shitty Directions
NEW YORK, NY – In a tragic episode of miscommunication, local tourist Arthur Marmoset wandered onto the stock trading floor of NASDAQ while on vacation in New York and received what he described as “[very awful] directions.”
Marmoset, 43, is a…
Read the Full StoryMan-Who-Cried-‘Vacation Deal’ Not Believed
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Martin Bow, who claims to be the winner of a Sweeties™ cereal box vacation package, was not believed by his coworkers this week when he announced that he would not be coming into work during the last…
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Monterey, CA — Octavio is not your average octopus. This eight-limbed cephalopod has proven the veracity of the idiom “smart as an octopus” once again. The creature, an inhabitant of the Monterey Pier Ocean Center, has taught himself how to read and…