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Pregnant Alaskan Wolf Shot, Raped, Made to Pay for Rape Kit
Kutuchen, AK – Tragedy struck the small Alaskan town of Kutuchen this week as the beloved town wolf was shot, raped and then made to pay her own rape kit. Curtisa Mayfield, a silver-bellied razor back, has been living among the citizens…
Platinum Mastercard an Affront to Human Decency
Purchase, NY – Protesters have gathered outside of Mastercard’s global headquarters to denounce the new – literally platinum – credit card to be released by the company this fall. Protesters say that the card is designed only to flaunt extreme wealth and…
McCook, NE – A year ago this place was quiet, safe, almost predictable. Today, nestled here in the foothills of the Nebraskan mountains, the sleepy working-class town of McCook has lost its undisturbed sense peace and blissfully ignorant well-being. The small, geographically…