Funny Opinion News Articles
Editorial: Marriage Like A Snake Eating Own Tail
Everywhere, U.S.A. – Twenty years ago our cultural consciences imploded over the fact that America’s divorce rate had risen to over fifty percent. More than half of all marriages were ending in divorce, five out of ten gravy boats shattering like broken…
Op/Ed: Franny and Freddy Don’t Have Student Loans!
by Edith Falin
Wasilla, AK — I should start by thanking Nonsensical News for giving me this column. A housewife and mother of five, such as myself, can get a little bored once all the sweeping is done, doncha know. It’s so…
Read the Full StoryEditorial: Working in an Office is Mad Boring
Carson City, NV – Every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday for the past seven years, I do the exact same thing. I wake up at 8:45am, shower, get dressed and hit the freeway. I work at a corporate office in the…
Bridal Tiaras Make Brides Princess for a Day, Dull Pain For Rest of Life
Portland, OR – Flip through any bridal magazine these days and your eyeballs will be assaulted by photos of young, thin, white, blushing brides, donning their heterosexist uniforms and posing like the mannequins they long to be. Their dresses are exquisite, not…
Purchase, NY – Protesters have gathered outside of Mastercard’s global headquarters to denounce the new – literally platinum – credit card to be released by the company this fall. Protesters say that the card is designed only to flaunt extreme wealth and…