Funny Health News Articles
Pi Omega Omega Literally Goes to Sh*t
Boston, MA – Local Boston University fraternity, Pi Omega Omega is literally and figuratively going down the crapper. The Greek house has suffered bodily and mental damage recently due to a mass body detox gone awry. The forty-eight member group decided to…
Read the Full StoryCabbage Soup Diet Leaves Local Man Stinky, Alone
McCall, WI – Darrell Williams, a forty-two year old, 300 pound local has found himself very upset as of late. “No one wants to hang around me anymore,” he whined to Nonsense News journalists on Sunday over a bowl of foul-smelling…
Read the Full StoryBraces Still Tragically Uncool
Yreka, CA — To keep ourselves on the Mach Three edge of investigative reporting, Nonsense News recently hired a fourteen year old girl to be our “eyes inside” the terrifying and utterly baffling world of high school. Sleep was lost, journalism was…
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Sacramento, CA – Say what you will, Sir Mick is at the top of his game and the 65-year-old rock icon proved it yesterday by shoving 43 extra-puff marshmallows into his mouth at once: more than any other human on the planet.…