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No Place for Chuck Norris in Obama White House
Washington, D.C. – In the wake of a historic presidential election, many do not know what to do with their surplus of political energy. These past months (and for some, even years), have cultivated a large caring-about-politics that was previously just an…
“Extinct” Species Found in Chuck Norris’ Beard
Cape Town, South Africa – In a world saturated by images of polar bears adrift lonely icebergs, it seems rare to have a day of celebrating in the environmental community. But yesterday, animal rights activists and earth-huggers everywhere cheered at news that…
Chuck Norris to Direct Die Zauberflöte
Dallas, TX – In a move designed to rock opera fans, tough guys and ironic youth all at the same time, Dallas Opera Director George Steel announced this week that the director of this Fall’s performance of Mozart’s 1791 masterpiece Die Zauberflote (The…
Chuck Norris Eats Fish Sandwich, Web Goes Ape
Los Angeles, CA – Local teenager Sarah McBride made ripples in the internet community last week when she blogged about her celebrity spotting at celebspot.com. While walking to lunch with her parents Sunday afternoon, McBride noticed someone doing something that caught her…
Chuck Norris Reveals Secret Weapon, Art World Shaken
Baton Rouge, LA – Reports surfaced earlier this month but were dismissed by most as only rumors. A prominent local businessman claims to have alerted the press seven months ago, but was dismissed by most as only insane. Monday evening at 9:36pm,…
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Desperate times call for desperate measures. On the brink of a contemporary Depression, homeowners are stunned to find themselves facing financial ruin or foreclosure. They are looking for a quick fix and one strange fruit borne from this economic crisis is a…