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Fine China, Thrown Again

September 26, 2008 | Posted by Eric Hearble in Arts, Entertainment

fine china, some rights reserved, http://flickr.com/photos/kacey3/2002598626/Sacramende, CA – The glistening white explosion, the tinkling crash against the wall, the miniature shards you won’t find in the carpet until a week later with your foot…You’ve just thrown some fine china!

It’s happened to all of us, whether we…

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Chuck Norris to Direct Die Zauberflöte

September 15, 2008 | Posted by Eric Hearble in Arts, Chuck Norris

A more violent Die Zauberflöte, as directed by Chuck NorrisDallas, TX – In a move designed to rock opera fans, tough guys and ironic youth all at the same time, Dallas Opera Director George Steel announced this week that the director of this Fall’s performance of Mozart’s 1791 masterpiece Die Zauberflote…

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Chuck Norris Reveals Secret Weapon, Art World Shaken

July 13, 2008 | Posted by Julia Shire in Arts, Chuck Norris

Baton Rouge, LA – Reports surfaced earlier this month but were dismissed by most as only rumors. A prominent local businessman claims to have alerted the press seven months ago, but was dismissed by most as only insane. Monday evening at 9:36pm,…

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Tourist Wanders Onto Wall St. Stock Trading Floor, Gets Shitty Directions

August 14, 2008 | Posted by Eric Hearble in Business, Travel

tourest at wall street

NEW YORK, NY – In a tragic episode of miscommunication, local tourist Arthur Marmoset wandered onto the stock trading floor of NASDAQ while on vacation in New York and received what he described as “[very awful] directions.”

Marmoset, 43, is a…

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