Nonsense News – Funny News Stories and Weird News Articles
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Today is Wednesday, March 10, 2010
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- Disgruntled Obama Now Considering Death Panels
- Treasure Secretary Timothy Geithner Asks Congress to Make World of Warcraft Gold into Legal Currency
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- Zoology Major Describes Every Animal in first 13 minutes of Ace Ventura
- Local Futon Finally Thrown Away
- Rush Limbaugh Calls on Conservatives to Give Sacrifices in his Honor
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- Defibrillation!
- Rush Limbaugh Calls on Conservatives to Give Sacrifices in his Honor
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Chuck Norris to Direct Die Zauberflöte
Dallas, TX – In a move designed to rock opera fans, tough guys and ironic youth all at the same time, Dallas Opera Director George Steel announced this week that the director of this Fall’s performance of Mozart’s 1791 masterpiece Die Zauberflote (The…
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Nonsense News is a collection of fake news articles. If you find the stories within to be funny, strange, crazy or just plain weird, that's because they're false, not real, and definitely not to be believed. Our headlines are made up, our quotes are misquoted, and our reports are fabricated... in short, this website is for entertainment purposes only.