Archive for September, 2008

Op/Ed: Franny and Freddy Don’t Have Student Loans!

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Old Friend Insists that Phil Collins Loved the Polar Bear Tour

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Rabbits Converge on Manhattan, Eat Carrots, Leave

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Fine China, Thrown Again

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Pregnant Alaskan Wolf Shot, Raped, Made to Pay for Rape Kit

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Editorial: Working in an Office is Mad Boring

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Armani Starts Luxury Flight Suit Line

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Wholesale Ribbons Class Up String of Local Murders

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Fruit All the Sweeter for Being Sung To

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Chuck Norris to Direct Die Zauberflöte

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Random Post

Treasure Secretary Timothy Geithner Asks Congress to Make World of Warcraft Gold into Legal Currency

wowgoldExplaining that “our currency has become deflated and inconstant,” Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner shocked political observers today by asking congress to make World of Warcraft gold into legal currency.

“World of Warcraft has an economy that is strong and trustworthy, and attaching…

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