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Extreme Matchmaking in the Digital Age

online dating, some rights reserved, http://flickr.com/photos/23905174@N00/2061329074/New Chumpkwah, KT - If you were born before 1970, then chances are you remember a time when dating meant meeting someone at a bar or coffee shop, getting their phone number, calling them and arranging a specific time and…

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Local Man Still Pissed About Dumb Crap That Happened Over 10 Years Ago

grumpy christmas, some rights reserved, http://flickr.com/photos/krisdecurtis/340555574/ and http://flickr.com/photos/krisdecurtis/340555574/Chicago, IL - As the Christmas season approaches, local man Chuck Tinnert, 28, has begun to attend holiday parties thrown and attended by old friends. He has started to see, as he does every year, old high school buddies with…

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Lawyer-Bird Profiled in Species Report

lawyer bird, some rights reserved, http://flickr.com/photos/articnomad/216010885/ and http://flickr.com/photos/keithburtis/2712540324/Des Moines, ID - Each year when the leaves begin to turn and the world is suddenly as colorful as a Thomas Kincade autumnal wonderland, we know that Fall has finally fallen. And with Fall inevitably comes the other great…

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5 Ways to ‘Go Green’ for the Holidays

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Los Angeles, CA - The official announcement that America is in a recession came right on the heels of Black Friday, the biggest shopping day of the season. (Incidentally it is called Black Friday because black is the only color…

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Themed Bike Ride Leaves Dozens Injured

night bicycle ride, some rights reserved, http://flickr.com/photos/juniorvelo/451533201/ and  http://flickr.com/photos/rene_ehrhardt/2390528757/Los Angeles, CA — The queen of freeways, highways and polluted airways has long been that city of Angels, Los Angeles. LA is the birthplace of car culture and the place where it still reigns supreme.  Recently though our smog-choked…

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Octopus Learns to Write, Begs for Freedom

octopus begs for help, some rights reserved, http://flickr.com/photos/tclifton/5800509/Monterey, CA — Octavio is not your average octopus. This eight-limbed cephalopod has proven the veracity of the idiom “smart as an octopus” once again. The creature, an inhabitant of the Monterey Pier Ocean Center, has taught himself how to…

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No Place for Chuck Norris in Obama White House

Chuck Norris' commentary on Obama, some rights reserved, http://flickr.com/photos/kaibara/247465109/Washington, D.C. – In  the wake of a historic presidential election, many do not know what to do with their surplus of political energy. These past months (and for some, even years), have cultivated a large caring-about-politics that was previously…

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Local Woman: You Don’t Have to be a Good Singer to Enjoy Karaoke

karaoke girl, some rights reserved, http://flickr.com/photos/blueyeda73/496557459/Stockton, CA — Local woman Melanie Jones had been standing on the corner of Smith and Main in downtown Stockton for three days now, barely breaking to eat, sleep and relieve herself. “I feel very strongly about this,” proclaims Jones,…

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Imaginary Business Booms As Economy Folds Like a GAP shirt

Imaginary Business, some rights reserved, http://flickr.com/photos/unloveable/2400877902/ and http://flickr.com/photos/roebot/2879330213/New York, NY – It’s hard to escape the economy these days. Once relegated to nerdy bean counters, and unattractive Wall Street broke-vest-work-iters, now it is virtually everywhere and spreading like herpes in a nursing home. It seems that suddenly…

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Lawyers Sue Suit Brokers

suit-brokerBoston, MA — The Boston Coalition of Lawyers, a Boston based group of attorneys, is suing a local business chain for defamation of character and unlawful wordage. The company, Suit Brokers, rents suits and tuxedos “for every occasion” for those…

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